Friday, April 06, 2007

Julian Beever - Sidewalk Illusionist



Sewer / Spiderman to the rescue / Batman and Robin to the rescue
You can still see the blocks of concrete.
More chalk drawings from Julian Beever. Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Incredible!!!!! Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium. Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.

Don't miss seeing Julian Beever on the Top of the Bottle

Look Closely, see the Bricks through the Chalk on the Laptop Screen

Do you notice everything is fake. even the hose and water? There is no hole in this pavement.
Girl in Swimming Pool (Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement)

Girl in Swimming Pool seen in Reverse from Opposite Side of Drawing

Politicians Meeting Their End .................................................
This drawing of a Rescue was to be viewed using an inverting mirror


Girl on a beach mat.


Make Poverty History drawing from the side (40 ft long)Make Poverty







Baby Food in Reverse seen from the opposite side of the drawing

KOSHER COMPUTERS - Eliminate SPAM

I don't know if you know this, but you can now purchase Kosher computers!

They are made in Israel by a company called DELL-SHALOM. The price is so low, even with the shipping from Israel! However, before you purchase a kosher computer of your own, you should know that there are some important changes from the typical non-kosher computer you are used to, such as:

1) The "Start" button has been replaced with a "Let's go!! I'm not getting any younger!" button.
2) You hear "Hava Nagila" during startup.
3) The cursor moves from right to left.
4) When Spell-checker finds an error it prompts, "Is this the best you can do?"
5) When you look at erotic images, your computer says, "If your mother knew you did this, she would die."
6) It comes with a "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz that advertises it gets rid of all the "schmutz und drek."
7) When running "Scan Disk" it prompts you with a "You want I should fix this???" message.
8) After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC goes "Schloffen."
9) The PC shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
10) It comes with two hard drives - one for fleyshedik (business software) and one for milchedik (games).
11) Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, your PC now gets "Ferklempt."
12) The multimedia player has been renamed to "Nu, so play my music already!" corner.
14) When your PC is working too hard, you occasionally hear a loud "Oy Gevalt!"
15) Computer viruses can now be cured with matzo ball soup.
16) When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, you are instructed to "Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus."
17) After your computer dies, you have to dispose of it within 24 hours.
18) But best of all, if you have a kosher computer, you can't get SPAM!