Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:?
When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge gainst the sorry bastard who made you sad.
Wen you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ou.
When you smile - I will know you finally got some.
When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I et.
When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about ow much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused - I will use little words.
When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are ell again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Ths is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
Why? : You may ask, because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - SG
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